alien evidence

I was reading something the other day where it said an expert can sum up in very few words. Aliens exist. Cattle mutilations are done by aliens. Crop circles are done by aliens. The men in black should be called aliens in black. The government covers up ufo sightings. Aliens have visited Earth in the past. Roswell was a crashed alien ship. Aliens have crashed other places too. Aliens have abducted humans. Bigfoot may be an alien or alien pet. I believe aliens have caused disappearances like in the Bermuda Triangle. We have multiple alien bodies and ship pieces that have been scientifically analyzed. Aliens do not care if you believe they exist. The question is not if, its what are their intentions.